Friday, November 30, 2007

Musik für die ruhigen Stunden

Bald erhältlich: Der Retroclown singt die schönsten nicht Weihnachtslieder.

Und leider immer noch erhältlich,das Debüt Album "ICH HAB HASS"

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Kauf Tip für Weihnachten

Wenn ihr noch nichts habt dann möchte ich euch mein neues NintenDeo Spiel nahelegen.
Im Lieferumfang ist noch ein Aufsteckröhrchen für Alkoholtests.

Friday, November 23, 2007

beer vs pussy

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER


That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

bs caveman coming soon

in der zwischenzeit....

Saturday, November 17, 2007


Yum Yum Party / Hundertmeister.
Jan Delay vs Cindy Lauper. Mein Shit..

Be there or be woanders.

Friday, November 09, 2007


Was kann schon ein Arzt was ich nicht in der Lage wäre zu vollbringen?!
Vielleicht golfen...

Thursday, November 01, 2007